Why I Haven’t Blogged In Months: Yet Another Stupid List
Became a Phish groupie and followed band around the country for 5 months.
Realized Phish are actually a terrible band; had nervous breakdown
Owls. Giant owls. The horror. The horror.
It is very difficult to claw yourself out of a giant owl pellet with your bare hands.
Took too much LSD; thought I was being eaten and regurgitated by giant owls.
Laziness. You mean I actually have to move my fingers to type? Fuck that.
Wrote blogs so witty that they cause the human face to melt off; realized I had a responsibility to mankind not to share them. It was selflessness, really.
Couldn’t come up with ten items to complete the list; felt that I would incur the wrath of the Gods for not coming up with an even number of items on this list.
Wrath of Gods incurred.
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defunckt said:
Seems odd to read your stuff in more than 140 characters. Feel overwhelmed.
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I’m glad you’re still around. :)
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